Sail the High Seas in a heart pounding adventure as you battle sword wielding bandits, the world's biggest crocodile and confront ravenous sharks during a lightening storm.
If successful, sail on towards the secret island and dig for your treasure chest buried in the sand dunes centuries ago.
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Mutant Carrots are pulled up from this vegetable garden. They look more like the work of a contemporary sculptor than a product found in the supermarket aisle.
After going to seed it appears these root vegetables are on a mission of world domination. Take cover as they continue their march and seize control, one vegetable patch at a time. Beware, the mutant carrots are coming! I ripped a tooth out the other day and was rewarded with $1. I was asked if I wanted to spend it at the shops or take it to the school canteen where I might get a better return. I answered, "I want to put it in the bank so when I am an adult I won't have to work". It got me to thinking of other ways I could make money. You could kick off an entry level enterprise by selling fruit and jelly for $1, tattoos for $3 or sausage sizzles for $5. To really ramp things up I think I might focus instead on selling nails for $10, Chillis for $30 and plans or haircuts for $50. My brother wanted to get inked so here is my first tattoo. I am still waiting on the remuneration. I think it is time to start on that next tooth.
In this invention I have combined two of my great loves, Camping and Mid-Air Suspension. This is my first prototype of a Suspended Tent.
The Suspended Tent comes complete with a frilled eiderdown. The tent itself sits nestled beneath a matching A-Framed support which holds up and perfectly balances the campsite. I like to make stuff. After a 50 hour black out I used one of the remaining light sources to illuminate this DIY Shadow Torch. It enables me to convey emotions when words are not enough.
I made this quill out of a toothpick, tissue and a rubber band. I paint the end with a texta pen when I want to write or draw with it.
You might ask why? The idea came to me and I set about to build and test my design. Dad and I found this stuff that someone was throwing in a bin. We made this hipster Scandinavian style coffee table with it.
After inventing the Fluid Impervious Sticky Tape Shoes and then the Toilet Roll Rabbit, I had a little bit of tape in reserve. I used the stripes on it generate a mane for the horse I created.
Here is my first self portrait on this website. Below is the inverted version. I try to see life from an angle that others might over look.
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AuthorI am Xan. I started this site when I was six. I want to record my ideas before it is too late. Before I conform to the prevailing expectations of the herd. Archives
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